Welcome, traveler.
You found a portal to my website! — where GIFs sparkle, buttons go boing, and links lead somewhere (usually).
Site News
- NEW Built a very serious webring button out of soup cans.
- Now with 300% more sparkles. May slow down old computers — you're welcome.
- Looking for buttons & badges — send yours and I'll trade.
Now Playing
🎵 A playlist made entirely of songs that reference snack foods. Crunch along.
Tip: open DevTools and change the page colors. Chaos is encouraged.
